Sometimes you wonder where some names for locations come from and it’s completely hilarious. Every country has their own, and here in Kenya, we have our fair share as well.
Here are names of actual places in Kenya that’ll make you smile:
This means ‘“genitals” and its the name of a suburb along Naivasha road.
2. Ituramiro, Gatundu
This basically means a lady sitting legs apart when in a skirt, and yes there’s a place called this.
3. Mbooni, Makueni County
Mboo is a sheng word for “penis”.
4. Kakuma, Turkana County
Kuma is sheng word for vagina.
5. Ruaka, Kiambu County
This comes from the river Ruaka, in full its Rui Rwa Aka, meaning the women’s river. Women traders would freshen up at that river after a long day of work.
6. Gatina Kanungaga, Kawangware
This is Kikuyu for “smelly bottom”.
7. Mai-ma-ihii, Dagoretti
This is Kikuyu for feces of uncircumcised boys.